Women Are Like
Women are like a hurricane. They come in wet and wild but when they leave; they take your house, car and all your personal belongings.
Women are like refrigerators they're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.
Women are like buses. If you miss the first one, the next one is on its way as long as you stand on the corner with your money ready.
Women are like cell phones, they like to be held & talked to but press the wrong buttons and you're disconnected.
Women are like the stock market, they're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.
Women are like computers, they take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.
Women are like saran wrap, useful but clingy.
Women are like horses, fun to ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.
Women are like parking meters, if you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.
Women are like fax machines, useful for one purpose but otherwise just high maintenance paperweights.
Women are like political campaign contributors, if you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.
Women are like blue jeans, they look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.
Women are like country western songs. Annoying, they all sound alike and if you really listen to them you'll get depressed.
Women are like cats. They sneak around, don’t get along with other cats and enjoy being petted.
Women are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night.
- Women Are Like
