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1120: Jets QB Mark Sanchez
Hooks Up With 17 Year Old
She's in high school and says she's dating the star quarterback -- of the Jets!
Superstar Gang Green quarterback Mark Sanchez "hooked up" in his home with a striking 17-year-old after they dined at a swank Manhattan sushi joint early last month -- and she even took cellphone photos of a mussed up bed as "proof" of their tryst, a new report claims.
"We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm," the girl, identified only as E.K., told Deadspin.com, the Web site reported today.
Asked if she "hooked up" after the dinner at Nobu in Midtown with Sanchez -- who is 24 -- the 17-year-old high school sweetie said, "Yeah," albeit somewhat reluctantly, according to Deadspin.
When a Deadspin editor told her he would check to make sure it was legal for a girl her age to "hook up" with a man of Sanchez's age, the girl reportedly replied, "It is. It's 16. I checked."
"He's a really nice guy, you know," E.K. told the site. "I can say that he's one of the kindest people, and he's a genuine person."
Deadspin posted photos that the girl said she had taken which showed a room with a mussed up bed, several football helmets, and a montage of photos on a picture entitled, "I love you Tio Mark."
She claimed that she met Sanchez on New Year's Eve at the Manhattan nightclub Lavo, where he approached her to chat, flirt, and accept her BlackBerry number, Deadspin reported.
"You know I'm 17, right," she remembered saying to Sanchez, according to the site.
Sanchez allegedly replied, "Well, we can still talk. But I can't see you until you're 18," Deadspin reported.
E.K. then supposedly shot back, "Actually, 17 is legal in New York."
Deadspin aslo posted a Facebook posting E.K. later made that said, "MARK F----ING SANCHEZ JUST TEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
She also reportedly told the Web site that Sanchez provided tickets for her and a friend to the Jets-Bills regular season finale on Jan. 2, several days before she met him at Nobu for dinner.
A Jets spokesman said the team had no immediate comment.
- Mark Sanchez 17 Year Old
1044: 10 Facebook Commandments
10 Facebook Commandments
10 Thou Shalt keep your baby momma / baby daddy drama off your page.
09 Thou Shalt not post something if your husband / wife cant handle what they see.
08 Thou Shalt stop taking every comment or post so seriously, personally or out of context.
07 When you get into it with someone, Thou Shalt not post it on your wall.
06 Thou Shalt tag friends on embarrassing photos.
05 Thou Shalt not use Facebook to converse with thine own significant other to the point where thy loving turns our stomachs upside down.
04 Thou Shalt not propose, ask someone out, or dump anyone via wall messages or status updates.
03 Thou Shalt not stalk on Facebook.
02 Thou Shalt not spoil TV shows or movies in one’s status updates.
01 Thou Shalt post clear, updated photos of thy own self.
- The 10 Facebook Commandments
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